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the-goddamazon:

awwww-cute:

Last night, my cat Merlin was on my husband’s side of he bed. He told me to take care of it, so I did

LMFao

the-goddamazon:

awwww-cute:

Last night, my cat Merlin was on my husband’s side of he bed. He told me to take care of it, so I did

LMFao

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buymeapenguinplz:

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

there’s no way these all weren’t planned.

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comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

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#lmao  

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"It’s a deer. "

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#fave  

Human sympathy has its limits.

F. Scott FitzgeraldThe Great Gatsby (via feellng)

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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) 

Dir. Quentin Tarantino 

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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imperatorfurioso:

Me when I see a fat ass

imperatorfurioso:

Me when I see a fat ass

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